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MayhemMadem Profile Information

Iron fist in a Velvet glove...
Age 47 From Irvine, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I cannot believe I am on this silly website. Kristen Noëlle Hammett
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Bird
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about her

What are you looking for on the site?  
Some Romance
Are you part of a biker club?  
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?  
Hobby
Is your bike your main source of transportation?  
No
Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?  
Plain Clothes
What is your favorite place or road to ride?  
Nor Cal
What's your favorite biker event to attend?  
Fat’s Run

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Finance / Trading
My Job Title Is  
We will get to that later ..
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Underwater basketweaving, or attending a Church service..
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Midget porn.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Lead the brigade as the general of Hell’s Army against Heaven.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Fantasy, Instructional, Mathematics, Satire, I'm An Author, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Underwater basket weaving, Getting naked and wrestling..

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Oddities, Great Skills
What Do You Look For?  
A wet spot.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter
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