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Mothermayhem Profile Information

Hold my beer and watch this sh*t!
Age 39 From Niles, Michigan - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
im a mom,im shy,brutal,honest,faithful,independant,and a bit of a nerd/geek.i like loud music,rockabillys,pin ups,rat rods & art! I dont sugarcoat for anyone.I have alot of weird fetishes,quirks & a redhead temper.im a FAT girl,if u dont like it,kick rocks.check your skirt at the door cause this here is bat country!
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Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Flirtatious, Observant, Shy, Strange, Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Family, Gardening, Movies, Music, Photography, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Don't really have an ideal first, just depends on what he's into
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Been there done that
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, News
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Concert or just going out alone

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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