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In Dog Years I'm Dead Already
Age 67 From Simi Valley, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I'm like an old dog that sleeps on the porch all day. I raise up ever so often, look around and bark at nothing in particular. Then I go back to sleep. I have a twisted sense of humor and love to laugh. Love to ride among many other things. Low pressure, low maintenance, too many things to list here. If you want to know then write to me and ask. |
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Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Entertainment / Media |
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My Job Title Is | Cinematographer |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Friendly |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Movies, Music, Photography |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Tv |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Meet somewhere quiet so we can talk and see if we hit it and want the date to continue or not |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Hang gliding, sky diving |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Atheist |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | To live as long as I can |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Classical, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Fiction, History, Science Fiction |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Is this with or without clothes on? |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate, Committed |