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Porkins Profile Information

In Dog Years I'm Dead Already
Age 67 From Simi Valley, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm like an old dog that sleeps on the porch all day. I raise up ever so often, look around and bark at nothing in particular. Then I go back to sleep. I have a twisted sense of humor and love to laugh. Love to ride among many other things. Low pressure, low maintenance, too many things to list here. If you want to know then write to me and ask.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Cinematographer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Movies, Music, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Meet somewhere quiet so we can talk and see if we hit it and want the date to continue or not
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hang gliding, sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To live as long as I can
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Is this with or without clothes on?

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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