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Nice Boots......
Age 57 From Federal Way, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a determined woman, I know what I want and when I see you I will know. There will be no question in your mind and I will be yours.

Not into games, not into drama and definitely not in into BS. I am ready to enjoy my life. I've even been known to hang at the bandit lately.

I've read some of the profiles on here and they are so profound and insightful - I thought hey maybe this is too shallow but you know what? Its not - I want you to learn about me not read about me.
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Family, Internet, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner, conversation - show me you have a brain :)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I don't have much on this list, I am learning to enjoy my life and I try what I want - I love to travel however and new places always make me happy.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
My goals have changed in the last few years, I have adult children so for the first time its about what I want - and what I want is everything. Not in a material sense but I want to enjoy each day and not be bogged down with BS and drama.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Industrial, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, History
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I'm very situational - take my breath away.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Boldness, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I enjoy someone who can keep up with me both mentally and with curiosity. The way to my heart is romance my mind, not just sensory.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed, Marriage, Doesnt Matter
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