Jerome

Hello there. I'm a big fat biker slob with dirty hair and clothes. My teeth are all broken from always fighting and being drunk and stoned. I have a belly that sticks out the bottom of my grungy cigarette smoke, stench filled T-shirt. I'm pretty muscular....I have to be, in order to carry my lard ass back and forth from my bike to the bars. I don't comb or wash my hair because it'll just get dirty and sloppy again from the wind and road grease and grime. I'm six feet tall but my legs are only two feet long. Much like Barny Rubble. matter of fact that's who I look like when I'm running from the cops. Also why I ride a low rider. I usually wear a pair of suspenders, "red ones", that fit snuggly around the outsides of my hairy, cheap beer filled stomach. The spenders help to hold my britches up so the rest of my plummers ass-crack don't show. Pay no attention to the brown spot on the back of my pants. I think it's just some oil that I sat in. Sure does itch tho'. Well..that's me in a nutshell. Maybe we could hook up and play the fart game. Wadda' you think? ......😁

Balance

En forme

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Caucasienne