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Sweet and Sassy lil Lassy
Age 53 From Topeka, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Kristy
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hello and Welcome to the Mind of Me. The things that go on in my head that I'll share with you will be exciting, thrilling and occasionally scary! Ok, I'm not really THAT cool.
I'm petite and prefer my hunks to not be chunks, dad bods ok, I enjoy sunsets, the wind blowing through my hair, music (all kinds), getting cozy on the couch and laying in strong arms.
My hope is to find a man with integrity. A sense of humor is a must. Can you carry on a conversation? If not, move along. Well groomed please. Hair is optional, bald is beautiful too.
A positive outlook on life is what I'm going for and I'd like to share that vibe with the RIGHT person for once.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about her

What are you looking for on the site?  
Some Romance
Are you part of a biker club?  
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?  
Hobby
Is your bike your main source of transportation?  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Server
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Riding, walking and talking somewhere beautiful. Flirting and soft kisses. Holding on to you as we ride away into the sunset. Could lead to some heavy PG-13 action!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
There are things I wanted to try in my 20's, even 30's, but my 40's, and 50 is coming up. I just don't know anymore. Make suggestions and I'll see.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Goal In Life Is  
To be apart of living life. Not just watching it happen as a bystander. With someone who loves the trip and goes with the flow.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
... when I'm not bored! Ok, I'm looking for someone fun and funny. I'll hop on the back and you take me to your fun, how 'bout that?

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Honey I cant wait to be home with you, wake up next to you in the mornings,love you when you need affection, hold you when you need support, and smack your butt whenI walk past you.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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