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Sickhumorsassy Profile Information

I've loved and lost, but got myself back
Age 46 From Paulden, Arizona - Online - 6 days ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Denise
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I NEED A REAL MAN!!!! I'm a joker, if you don't have a stick and twisted mind then don't bother. I want a MAN who can treat me good. Got to have a good heart and a sexy ass with strong legs to wrap around me and wrestle with. I have been thru hell and back with what some consider a man... ( Not)..... Managed to get out with my sanity still in tacked. I love to go for rides on the back of a bike. Having no place in particular to go. Just ride.... Eventually I hope to get my own one day. Nothing like the wind blowing my stress away.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about her

What are you looking for on the site?  
Some Romance
Are you part of a biker club?  
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?  
Its my life
Is your bike your main source of transportation?  
No
Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?  
Leather
What is your favorite place or road to ride?  
Any open road
What's your favorite biker event to attend?  
Any

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Who cares
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Movies, Internet, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Picked up on ur bike and going for a drive, maybe stop for lunch..... From there who knows....
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Having some one teach me how to ride my own.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Goal In Life Is  
To live a happy, loved, full life!!!!!!!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, New age, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Romance
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Being able to laugh.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Power, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Got to have tattoos, gottee, sexy ass, strong legs, long hair, white boy. Rough neck on outside sweet heart on inside. Taller than me. So 5'9" or taller!!!!!!!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other
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