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Thezookeeper Profile Information

Get on your bad motor scooter and ride!
Age 60 From Alexander City, Alabama - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Steve
I Can Speak  
English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
There's only 3 bad muthas in this world. The other 2 send me Christmas cards. I roll with the situation as I see fit to. I can fix anything but stupidity. I won't own a Harley. Their engine parts are made in China, where the damn pandemic started. I like to ride, not push. I can get along with most anyone but demolibtards.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

What are you looking for on the site?  
Riding Partners
Are you part of a biker club?  
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?  
Hobby
Is your bike your main source of transportation?  
Yes
Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?  
Leather
What is your favorite place or road to ride?  
Deal's Gap. Tail of the Dragon
What's your favorite biker event to attend?  
Bike Week PCB

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Department head
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Arts & Crafts, Music, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
One that leads to a second date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Not many things I haven't tried!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Goal In Life Is  
To live happy and to pass before I become a burden to someone.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Biography, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Science Fiction, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Whatever makes people laugh; Drunk karaoke; spontaneous road trips to the beach.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
How someone carries themselves; The eyes tell it all;
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter
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