A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No, " she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

Leo

Average

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Hazel

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Visible Tattoo

Dark Brown

Cat

No

Some College

Full-time

Other

Alone

All Is Calm

Yes - Cigars

Yes - Often

Nerd

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly

Reading

Hanging Out With Friends, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Atheist

Never

Liberal

Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz

Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction

Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness

Date, Intimate, Committed