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Age 52 From Bellefonte, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Mike
I Can Speak  
English, Finnish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Not renewing after Sept. 7th. Too many bad experiences with skanky A-holes from this site!
Find me on POF after the 7th. Username TurboLoverXXX

NO MARRIED WOMEN!!!!
NO NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS!
NO PENPALS PLEASE.
Trying to ride here……

I am 100% USDA certified grade A genuine ME. Accept no substitute.
I have lots of personality and I value it in others. I’m comfortable in my own skin and proud of who I am.

I have come far in life. From very humble beginnings to a stable comfortable life of accomplishment where I lack for nothing. Except perhaps companionship.

I know what I want and have little patience for people who waste my time because they don’t know what they want. Being real and genuinely honest from the start is how I roll and IMO meeting people and dating would be much easier if everyone was.

I spend much of my free time riding out to see beautiful scenic wonders and exploring far flung places on the bikes. Someone who wants to share in that fun with me would be ideal.

Also I do better with women who need a man in their life to feel completed rather than with ones who just want a man like some fashionable pet.

I wear my heart on my sleeve because it’s too big for my rib cage anymore.

My likes include….

Walking trails
Riding motorcycles (I have 3)
Playing with my furry four legged friend
Relaxing next to a fire with a drink
Swimming
Camping
Traveling
Music (listening and making)
Building fixing things
Getting caught in summer rain
Getting into mischief
Snuggling
Intelligent conversation
Reading
Taking care of family
Biking
Tubing
Rope swings
Good food
Affection
Spontaneity


Dislikes:
ENDLESS TEXTING! ENDLESS TEXTING! ENDLESS TEXTING! capiche?
Those that are fearful of living life.
Getting ghosted
Headgames
Mouthfoaming political fanatics
Social media addicts and narcissists
Wokeism
Druggies
Petty bickering
Drive-thrus that don’t give napkins
Crowds
Heavy Traffic
Snobbishness
Mayonnaise

I’m not on Fakebook or other time waster media platforms….
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

What are you looking for on the site?  
Some Romance
Are you part of a biker club?  
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?  
Its my life
Is your bike your main source of transportation?  
Yes
Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?  
Plain Clothes
What is your favorite place or road to ride?  
Off road! I wear a helmet - sue me!
What's your favorite biker event to attend?  
Thunder in the Valley

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Drone Sector G
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Reading, Music, Movies, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Darkness, the smells of perfume and whiskey, your lips on mine, body heat thawing us from the cool wind of riding, the moon watching us slowly dance our cares away….
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Astronaut Ice Cream
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Justify my existence in this world by being a benefit to it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Computers, History, Music, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Playing with my crazy doggie

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Great legs, brains, maturity, common sense, employment, SANITY
Someone unique. Someone that took the red pill!
And great legs. Did I say that already?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed, Other
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