I'm putting out a world wide web all points bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my Infatuation. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description of the woman who has it. She appears to be between 34 and 50 years old, but may appear younger than her age. She is at least 5' or taller (I am 5'-11”), not a bbw, but doesn't live at the gym either. She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves rock & roll and may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette. She may also be redhead. She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to have fun and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my Infatuation, please message me as I really need it to be myself. Thanks.

All kidding aside, here are some true facts about me:
1) I am a loving father of an 8 year old daughter and 6 year old son who are my world.
2) If you are looking for a man who has zero drama in his life, he can be found in several locations which include: the North Pole smoking a pipe next to Santa Clause, weighing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow with a little green leprechaun, and in your back yard helping the Easter Bunny hide colored eggs.
3) I am a real person who has many wonderful days and has some challenging days.
4) I am honest, do not play games, caring, monogamous, enjoy living life, down to earth, loyal, and I have a job. I would like to meet someone who has similar traits.

Virgo

Average

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Hazel

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Sometimes At Home

Not Sure

Smile

Strategically Placed Tattoo

Dark Blonde

No pets

No

University Degree

Full-time

Manufacturing / Distribution

Professional

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Quiet One

Reserved, Shy, Friendly

Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Travel, Cars, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool

Spiritual But Not Religious

Once A Year

Middle Of The Road

Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

Country, Rock, Pop

Business, Computers, Humor, Science

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

Friend, Date, Intimate