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Love Hard-Laugh Hard-Ride Hard
Age 54 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Summarizing myself in 20 words or less ... NOT gonna happen :D

Love riding my Harley (full-time), concerts (love the Meridian), and drama free situations. I also have a 16 yo son that is the center of my life. (Although, the thought crosses my mind that I could kill him and make another one that looks just like him) I have a huge DVD collection and I am not afraid to use it. I love my family and friends fiercely. I am a high velocity goofball. I was a massage therapist for 11 yrs so you could say I'm pretty hands on. I've also been a professional bartender, so you could say I live to de-stress. I also believe in friendship first. Without it, there's no foundation for anything lasting. I love the smell after a good rain. Love to sleep in during thunderstorms. I have music on in some form at all times. (can't stand rap) I feel I must mention that I'm a coffee addict. Workin on forming a support group of some kind, because there is always coffee at those things. Peeves: Head games, dishonesty, lack of manners, parents who don't buckle up their kids, jealousy.
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Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Accounts Payables-Motorcycle Dealership
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Is it just me or does the word "date" just throw so many expectations at the situation. Almost like a job interview ... I shutter at the thought. I just think some common ground where you can actually relax and get to know someone is optimal ... say a paintball park or laser tag (I have not been to either to be honest)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Wow .. need to put some thought into this one ... not too much I haven't done that I wanted to do .. check back for updates :D
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Any day that starts with me above ground is aces. Winning the lottery would be a nice bonus too. I like to keep the expectations to a minimum, that way I'm not too terribly disappointed. I just strive to be happy, in what ever form that takes.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'd just like to know where they're headed and catch up with them later (stole that from the late great Mitch Hedberg)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Dramas, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Yeah, we're gonna save this one for when I have a few to kill ...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
The first thing I'm going to notice is if you've actually read this: If you are more than 50 miles outside the Houston area, there's no need to contact me. Furthermore, I am looking for a white man, 33-45 years old and 6' or taller. I only put these things in here hoping to save us both time. We all know how guys have their preferences (tall/short, long/short hair, blonde/burnette/redhead.) Well, women have their favorites too. I don't have a problem with a man who has children, so long as you have an amiable relationship with the mother (meaning that you get along but that book is CLOSED for good).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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