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My screen name was given to me by a sibling who set me up online at the very beginning. I've kept it because everyone who knows me makes the same comment...it's the only one that fits my personality!! That's not saying I am into drama, problems, or any of the other things that seem to come into the minds of shallow people. If you are old enough to remember the calamity Lucille Ball managed to get in to on her shows, well, mine happen in real life!! It's a natural talent!! When I say "I have a plan!", people around me either cringe, run, hide, or need CPR from laughing so hard!

First off, I smoke. I do NOT smoke around people who don't. If I found the right person and they didn't smoke, I would quit. Why I haven't yet is beyond me...score one up for stupidity! lol

I say what I mean, and mean what I say, which I expect from people around me. I ask for 3 simple things...be honest, no secrets, and don't make a promise you can't keep. When I love, I love deeply, giving all there is to give. I am spontaneous, full of laughter, and mildly unpredictable...well, maybe a little more than mildly...lol I am a romantic at heart who takes pleasure in the simple things in life.

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid it will never begin." ...Unknown Author

Cancer

A Few Extra Pounds

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Not At Home

No

Eyes

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

Dark Brown

No pets

Yes

Some College

Full-time

Other

County Employee

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

Yes - Often

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Friendly, Outgoing

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Internet, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

Just getting to know one another.

To actually DRIVE a bike instead of being the passenger. Have a motorcycle endorsement on my license I've never used...lol

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy

Spiritual But Not Religious

Never

Middle Of The Road

To have laughter and peace around me...to share this with someone.

Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

Country, Rock

Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery

Other than jumping out of an airplane and expecting a sheet to stop me from being a splatter of goop on the ground, or bunjie jumping and expecting that rubber band NOT to break and again making me a splatter of goop on the ground...anything else would work! Camping, fishing, motorcycles, cars, shooting pool, cooking, reading, crafts, flea markets, garage sales, long drives, country music, slow dancing, classic rock are just a few of my interests.

Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Friend, Date, Committed