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Three Kids Available; Bonus Mama Incl'd
Age 50 From Pearland, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Just a crazy woman looking for a default date for herself and/or Mr. Right for herself and the aforementioned three kid circus. Bike Virgin (a lot more daunting than when I was a Rocky Horror Virgin back in the early 90s). Basically, a fire looking for wood to burn...
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Teacher/Substitute Teacher
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
If it starts off with beef fajitas and ends with a private, moonlit, sea-washed dance, it's pretty damn good.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Name it. I've been fairly sheltered in many ways...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
to raise happy, healthy children who question the norm, yet know how to operate within it. Also, having been a teacher for 12 years (two years off, one after each baby/babies came along), I would like to find a new path and return to college and/or a new, interesting career.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Dramas, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Folk, Metal, Pop, Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Erotica, Fiction, Mystery, News, Poetry, Romance
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I've had little opportunity to do things that most people seem to enjoy. My favorite places are near salt water, Texas Renaissance Festival, and Barnes & Noble. I love to do anything where I can bust out my camera and get some cool pictures of people I love. Being with friends and family has always been my top priority and most enjoyable time.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Power, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I would like to find a manly man, yet one who is also quite intelligent and knows how to flirt. There's nothing like some flirting and teenaged-style making out to keep things going nicely...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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