English

Hey there you, yes you reading my profile right now . . . . Are you sick and tired of reading personal ads that say things like, "I like watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What did they leave out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I won't bore you with such comments. Instead, I will bore you in other ways! :-) I won't tell you that I like having fun, traveling, and walks on the beach. You've probably read lots of similar personal ads that really tell you nothing about the person. Instead, I will give you a glimpse into one of the most unusual people you will ever meet. If you spend the next minute reading my profile, you will wonder where the last five minutes went My quest to find a great match shouldn't be this tough, because I'm not very picky. Really! I can make you smile because I am almost always in a good mood. You are about to meet someone who will make you wonder why they say split personalities are a bad thing Do you want to meet someone who knows how to have fun and enjoy life? My friends say that I am completely nuts If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that I look young for my age. I firmly believe that life is meant to be enjoyed. My life motto is: it's not a crime unless you're caught. Physically, I think my best feature is my . . . well, it's my little surprise for you! Mentally, I think my best attribute is my creativity. I know that I am not perfect, but I never stop trying! If I wanted to impress you, I would do anything. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g! If I were to compose a list of the top ten reasons to date me, one of them would surely be that I am smarter than the average bear. On my days off, my first priority is usually having fun. If I had my life to live over, I would stalk you earlier, oops i mean find not stalk, dang can I change this ?? My approach to life has been primarily influenced by my life experiences. I am generally happiest when I am riding my bike on a nice sunny day The happiest moment of my life was when I discovered that my perfect match could be on any one of 1000 dating sites. I am most proud of my honesty. The best relationship that I had in the past ended because my partner cheated on me. My last relationship ended because we just grew apart. After a relationship ends, I usually don't care what happens to my "ex." In my opinion, the best thing about a long-term relationship is sharing housework. My last date was so long ago that I am forgetting what kissing feels like. I think that dating is a great way to kick back and forget about work. I wish that women would realize that asking for tall, dark, handsome, and rich is asking for too much unless you have something commensurate to offer. If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, it's only because my parole officer coached me on what to say. :-) You've probably seen the profiles of many other appealing people, and you may wonder, "With so many to choose from, how can I decide?" Let me help you with that one. I think that I am especially desirable because...

Leo

Average

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Green

European

Single

No

Not Sure

Smile

Dark Blonde

No pets

Some High School

Full-time

Sales / Marketing

Waste Transfer Technician Supervisor

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

Alone

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter

Tv, Movies, Games, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Computers

Friendly, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

I Don't Like Politics

To win lotto, build my own house, travel the world finding great riding roads and retiring

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction

Going for a nice long ride on my bike

Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity

Intimate, Committed