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Drummer needs a full time gig...
Age 68 From San Jose, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | No words can express the true essence of who I really am... Musically talented with strong artistic attributes and wits to no end. I prefer to think in the abstract. Being that this site caters to a biker life style, let me say this... Ladies if your seeking a knuckle dragging neanderthal who can only put two words together, keep on looking. I'm not him! Other than that I just "might" be your guy. |
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| Sign | Libra |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Curvy |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European, Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Platinum |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Rodent, I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Homemaker |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Cabanna Boy / Thong Model |
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| I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Cigars |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Learning, Music, Family, Theater, Travel, Gardening, Cars, Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge together... Hell I don't care! What ever comes with spontaneous combustion!!! |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | No bucket list here... I've done more than my fair share... I will, however, try anything she wants to do! |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Hindu |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | I'm living it! Oh! I almost forgot... To be incarcerated in a woman's prison... Hmmm!!! No on second thought, I'm not that young anymore... |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Riding my Harley naked in front of police stations. With a strait face ask where the fitting room is when purchasing condoms. After three weeks of making decaf for the office staff, substitute it with espresso then kick back and watch the show. Give strangers the wrong directions when asked. Give pan handlers a dollar bill torn in half and tell them to meet me here tomorrow for the rest. Tell my kids because of the week economy I'm going to have to let one of them go. When pulled over by a cop lie and say, "yes I've been drinking"... |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Intimate, Committed |
