English, German, Binary

Got into biking at 15 and never looked back. There was a time whilst the ankle-biters were growing up (no longer saddled with dull, boring, non-biking, accountancy type ex) when I was bikeless for some months and it was hell. I like European touring and rallies. Got several bikes - different types/sizes in various states from OK to 'needs attention' to 'basket case'. Preference for big European machinery.
Not into DIY even though I'm quite capable so don't expect me to except in emergency. You want a new kitchen? Feel free to buy a new kitchen and pay somebody else to fit it for you - I'll happily chill with the tube or music or work on the bikes with a beer or three instead thanks.
If you admire Randy Hickey then you and me will get along just fine.

Cancer

A Few Extra Pounds

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Green

European, Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Not At Home

Not Sure

Eyes

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

Salt And Pepper

Cat

Yes

University Degree

Student

Computers / Electronic

full-time university student (skint)

Less Than $14,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

No

Yes - One Or Two

Average Joe

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Comedic, Dark, Strange

Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert

Do something slightly unusual like go up a mountain. You get to learn more about a person like that than sitting having a drink or a coffee and wondering what to talk about.

Friendly, A Troll, Obscure

Spiritual But Not Religious

Once A Week

Anarchist

To have a darned good time before being absorbed back into the superconcious.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, New age, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical

European touring, rallying, visiting far off historical places (Berlin, Dresden, Prague, Auschwitz), music festivals, gigs, cinema, foreign food (preferably in foreign places.)

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

SELECT * FROM nice_females
WHERE age > 44 AND age < 59
AND starsign = ( "pisces" OR "taurus" OR "scorpio" OR "virgo" OR "cancer" )
AND spelling = "good"
AND grammar = "good"
AND intelligence = "good"
AND eyes NOT = ( "brown" OR "black" OR "bloodshot" )
AND smoking_habits NOT = ( "regular" OR "heavy" )
AND booze_habits NOT = ( "teetotal" OR "heavy" )
AND pets NOT = ( "dog" OR "dogs" );

Sun readers and Corrie/DeadEnders/Enemadale watchers look elsewhere. Ditto car-heads, bread-heads, Trinnie & Susannah type tidiness freaks, gold diggers and those without no sensible capabilities i.e. accountants, auditors etc.

Sorry but these characteristics are all non-negotiable.

My ideal woman would comply with all the above and be as tall as me, not fat, red hair, blue eyes, part-scottish/part-german/part-welsh. Yeah - and that's about as likely as the pope turning jewish so it's time to stop dreaming and look for somebody real.

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed