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CUSHMAN RIDER FROM HELL!
Age 106 From Lakeland, Florida -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Spanish, Urdu, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | A USELESS OLD FAT MAN THAT HAS LITTLE OR NOTHING TO OFFER! I AM A BOIL ON THE BUTTOCKS OF SOCIETY! I SEEK HOT YOUNG THINGS 18 TO27 WHO ARE SLIM AND TRIM TO RIDE ON MY CUSHMAN GOLF CART! |
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| Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 4' 9 (1.45 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Legs |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Bald |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, I Own A Farm, No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | TOWN CLOWN |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Fire Starter, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Gambling |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Sleeping, Drinking |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | HER TO SHOW UP. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | TALKING TO A REAL LIVE GIRL. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | LIVE FAST THEN DIE. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | MIDGIT PORN IN FAST FORWARD |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Empathy, Oddities |
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| What Do You Look For? | A GIRL THAT WILL TALK TO ME. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
