Ok, I've tried to come up with something witty and humorous...
It aint gonna happen.

I'm looking for the same type of person that most everyone else is looking for...
With some exceptions(hairy chest is out}

I like being different, i can goto a redneck bar one night...and a high class club the next.(i hate using those terms...but who cares)

I'm not politically correct.

Do i have drama in my life??? Yes, everyone does to one point or another.Those that say they dont are liars.

I'ts hard to describe the type of person i'de like to meet here.
Tattoo's are fine(GREAT Actually).
Piercings are fine too, it would be fun setting off metal dectectors.

Sombody that's honest with themselves.

Dont be ashamed of yourself or your body(I wont be) If we were together and in public and decide to get ummm how can i put this... Oh yes passionate, then thats what were going to do.
Am i a pervert...YES

Crap if your still reading this garbage then please send me mail.

Sagittarius

Average

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Hazel

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Sometimes At Home

Not Sure

Belly Button

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

Bald

Dog, Bird, Fish

No

Some College

With Pet(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Who can tell what an ideal first date would be...
Ummm how about one where we did'nt kill each other would be a good start.

That I'll keep to myself for the right person...the right time.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Agnostic

Never

I Don't Like Politics

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Vacuum Cleaner Noises

Just about anything, Depends on who im with and what they like also.
Love to spend time on the water.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

I will tell you when i find it.

Friend, Date, Committed