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Age 70 From Kansas City, Missouri -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Available at a very low price (practically free, extremely low monthly payments) Completely self-supporting and self-transporting. Send me back at any time if you are not completely satisfied. However, with proper and minimal maintenance (more than a houseplant, less than a child) and upkeep this product could quite likely last for a lifetime. Comes with a no cling option, and can easily be left unattended outside for extended periods if you are temporarily fed up. Approved by the USDA, recommended by Doctors, and your old and cranky aunt who always asks why you are still single. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stop smiling and irrational optimism. * OH BY THE WAY SOMETIMES A WINK SAYS I LIKE YOUR PROFILE OR YOUR CUTE MY WAY OF COMPLEMENTING!!! |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Bird |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Sales / Marketing |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Sports, Music, Family, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Volunteering, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | First Date. You could pick me up in your Ferrari, take me to your private jet, then Wisk me away for a torrid weekend on your private Island estate somewhere in the Caribbean. Unfortunately this will probably leave me feeling cheap and used, so we should probably just go for a Coffee. * Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis* |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Hmmm...Twins? |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, A Flirt |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Situation Comedies, Sports |
