Inglês

I'm seeking a nerdy, geeky, studious 420 enthusiast. Possibly a bookworm, someone with an edgy, artsy, freaky side, someone with soothsayer gypsy like tendencies, someone with cheap reading glasses who looks irresistible as she struts around my house wearing a Motorhead t-shirt, torn panties, and dirty tube socks, someone with tattoos, piercings, colored hair, and the occasional bad breath, or just someone cool who'll rock my world and vise versa. Mind, body, and soul, I'm constantly into improving the human condition. Call me a healer. Please allow me to check on the condition your condition is in and let's take this journey together, hand in hand, one step at a time. Our relationship shall be an equal partnership as we become one, synergy, two separate and unique forces combined to create a greater more powerful force. I shall refer to you as my warrior princess. We'll go bowling on our first date. You'll probably win. Afterward we'll mend my bruised ego. We'll hit a couple bars. We'll get lit. At one point I’ll slide my barstool close to yours and in a monotone voice whisper Hunter Thompson quotes into your ear over and over again. You'll hear things like, "I have spent half my life trying to get away from journalism, but I am still mired in it, a low trade and habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world full of misfits and drunkards and failures." Yeah, that's right, over and over again. Suddenly you reach out and cover my mouth with your hand. Your nails are painted glossy black and pink. You grab my hand then lead me out into the parking lot. You nudge me up against a wall, grab my throat, pull my head close to your face, look straight into my eyes, and snarl, “shut up, shut up, shut up, now rip my panties off ****er!” I slur, stutter, and drool then reach up under your dress, one swift yank takes them right off. See, synergy, a force of one, you and I.

Touro

Em Forma

1.8 m

Verdes

Caucasiana

Divorciado

Não

Não

Braços

Tatuagem Visível

Careca

Gato, Cachorro

Não

Diploma Universitário

Trabalho em Casa

Outra

Jack of many trades

Com Colega(s) de Quarto

Tudo Está Calmo

Sim - Mas Não Tabaco

Sim - Socialmente

Pessoa Legal

Amigável, Observador, Reservado

Balada em Boates e Botecos/ Sair à Noite para Discotecas e Bares, Exercício, Caçar / Pescar, Jardinagem, Aprender, Filmes, Música, Ler

Ir A Um Concerto, Relaxar, Experimentar Novas Coisas

Bowling, maybe bingo.

Amigável, Legal, Obsceno/a, Pateta

Outra

Nunca

Keep breathing.

Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Sadista, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a

Notícias, Filmes, Reality Shows

Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Romance, Drama, Documentário, Família, Animação, Terror, Suspense

Blues, Clássica, Sertaneja, Jazz, Latina, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock

Autobiografia, Biografia, Negócios, Clássicos, Erótica, Ficção, Saúde, História, Casa & Jardim, Humor, Educativo, Matemática, Mistério, Natureza, Notícias, Poesia, Romance, Referência, Ciência, Técnica

Sailing the San Francisco Bay.

Ousadia, Empatia, Marotice, Boa Aparência, Grandes Habilidades, Humor, Inteligência, Esquisitices, Passividade, Poder, Sensibilidade, Espontaneidade, Consideração Pelos Outros, Espirituoso/a

That spark of electricity when our hands touch for the very first time. Eggheads refer to it as electrostaic discharge produced by friction (i.e. carpet rub, touching door knods, etc). I call it something else.

Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a, Outra, Casamento