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I'm seeking a nerdy, geeky, studious 420 enthusiast. Possibly a bookworm, someone with an edgy, artsy, freaky side, someone with soothsayer gypsy like tendencies, someone with cheap reading glasses who looks irresistible as she struts around my house wearing a Motorhead t-shirt, torn panties, and dirty tube socks, someone with tattoos, piercings, colored hair, and the occasional bad breath, or just someone cool who'll rock my world and vise versa. Mind, body, and soul, I'm constantly into improving the human condition. Call me a healer. Please allow me to check on the condition your condition is in and let's take this journey together, hand in hand, one step at a time. Our relationship shall be an equal partnership as we become one, synergy, two separate and unique forces combined to create a greater more powerful force. I shall refer to you as my warrior princess. We'll go bowling on our first date. You'll probably win. Afterward we'll mend my bruised ego. We'll hit a couple bars. We'll get lit. At one point I’ll slide my barstool close to yours and in a monotone voice whisper Hunter Thompson quotes into your ear over and over again. You'll hear things like, "I have spent half my life trying to get away from journalism, but I am still mired in it, a low trade and habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world full of misfits and drunkards and failures." Yeah, that's right, over and over again. Suddenly you reach out and cover my mouth with your hand. Your nails are painted glossy black and pink. You grab my hand then lead me out into the parking lot. You nudge me up against a wall, grab my throat, pull my head close to your face, look straight into my eyes, and snarl, “shut up, shut up, shut up, now rip my panties off ****er!” I slur, stutter, and drool then reach up under your dress, one swift yank takes them right off. See, synergy, a force of one, you and I.

Oxen

Vältränad

183 cm

Gröna

Kaukasisk

Skild

Nej

Nej

Armar

Synlig tatuering

Skallig

Katt, Hund

Nej

Universitetsexamen

Arbetar hemifrån

Annat

Jack of many trades

Med rumskompisar

Allt är lugnt

Ja - men icke-tobak

Ja - feströker

Den coola

Vänlig, Uppmärksam, Reserverad

Nattklubb / Bar, Motion, Fiske / Jakt, Trädgårdsarbete, Lärande, Filmer, Musik, Läsa

Gå på konsert, Tar det lugnt, Prova nya saker

Bowling, maybe bingo.

Vänlig, Cool, Oanständig, Tramsig

Annat

Aldrig

Keep breathing.

Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Tramsig, Obskyr, Sadistisk, Farsartad, Oanständig

Nyheter, Filmer, Dokusåpor

Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentärer, Familj, Tecknat, Skräck, Thriller

Blues, Klassisk, Country, Jazz, Latino, Hårdrock, Pop, Punk, Rock

Självbiografi, Biografi, Handel, Klassisk, Erotik, Fiktion, Hälsa, Historia, Hem & Trädgård, Humor, Instruerande, Matematik, Mystery, Natur, Nyheter, Poesi, Romantik, Referens, Vetenskap, Teknisk

Sailing the San Francisco Bay.

Djärvhet, Empati, Flirtighet, Snygga drag, Enorm skicklighet, Humor, Intelligens, Egendomligheter, Passivitet, Makt, Känslighet, Spontanitet, Omtänksamhet, Kvickhet

That spark of electricity when our hands touch for the very first time. Eggheads refer to it as electrostaic discharge produced by friction (i.e. carpet rub, touching door knods, etc). I call it something else.

Vän, Dejt, Intimt, Hängivenhet, Annat, Giftermål