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My cat is driving me crazy!
Age 65 From Richmond, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm seeking a nerdy, geeky, studious 420 enthusiast. Possibly a bookworm, someone with an edgy, artsy, freaky side, someone with soothsayer gypsy like tendencies, someone with cheap reading glasses who looks irresistible as she struts around my house wearing a Motorhead t-shirt, torn panties, and dirty tube socks, someone with tattoos, piercings, colored hair, and the occasional bad breath, or just someone cool who'll rock my world and vise versa. Mind, body, and soul, I'm constantly into improving the human condition. Call me a healer. Please allow me to check on the condition your condition is in and let's take this journey together, hand in hand, one step at a time. Our relationship shall be an equal partnership as we become one, synergy, two separate and unique forces combined to create a greater more powerful force. I shall refer to you as my warrior princess. We'll go bowling on our first date. You'll probably win. Afterward we'll mend my bruised ego. We'll hit a couple bars. We'll get lit. At one point I’ll slide my barstool close to yours and in a monotone voice whisper Hunter Thompson quotes into your ear over and over again. You'll hear things like, "I have spent half my life trying to get away from journalism, but I am still mired in it, a low trade and habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world full of misfits and drunkards and failures." Yeah, that's right, over and over again. Suddenly you reach out and cover my mouth with your hand. Your nails are painted glossy black and pink. You grab my hand then lead me out into the parking lot. You nudge me up against a wall, grab my throat, pull my head close to your face, look straight into my eyes, and snarl, “shut up, shut up, shut up, now rip my panties off ****er!” I slur, stutter, and drool then reach up under your dress, one swift yank takes them right off. See, synergy, a force of one, you and I. |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Fit |
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| My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Green |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Arms |
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| Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Bald |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Work At Home |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Jack of many trades |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Observant, Reserved |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Exercising, Fishing / Hunting, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Trying New Things |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Bowling, maybe bingo. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Keep breathing. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Movies, Reality Shows |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Blues, Classical, Country, Jazz, Latin, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Erotica, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, News, Poetry, Romance, Reference, Science, Technical |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Sailing the San Francisco Bay. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | That spark of electricity when our hands touch for the very first time. Eggheads refer to it as electrostaic discharge produced by friction (i.e. carpet rub, touching door knods, etc). I call it something else. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Marriage |
